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Edmond Briottet Creme De Melon Liqueur 16%MELON MILLIONAIRE
🍶 Liqueurs · Melon Liqueur

Edmond Briottet Creme De Melon Liqueur 16%

£25.00£12.00
🔥 Save £13 (52% Off) 🔥
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Bargainometer:🙃 Silly · 52% off

A French melon went to Dijon and came back 16%. Juicy, fruity and gloriously summery, with enough melon character to make your fruit bowl nervous.

Why is it a Bargain?

Apparently the world wasn't ready for this much melon. We were.

Producer

Edmond Briottet

Country

France

Region

Dijon, Burgundy

What's Inside

Melon, macerated for more than two months

Vintage

NV

ABV

16%

Size

70cl

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2026 Outstanding Achievement in Getting Melon Absolutely Everywhere Award

🍷 Serving Suggestion

Serve chilled over ice, splash into fizz or introduce it to vodka and pineapple juice for a dangerously summery cocktail. Briottet's own Sweet Melon combines 2cl melon liqueur, 2cl vodka and 6cl pineapple juice.

🍽️ Food Pairing

Fresh melon, fruit salad, vanilla ice cream, cheesecake or sunshine and an irresponsibly large deckchair.

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If This Drink Were Famous…

Timothée Chalamet

French-American, ridiculously fashionable and somehow makes Chalamet & Melon sound like a restaurant we'd probably visit.

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