🍷 The UK's Least Serious Bottle Shop
Boat moored on the River Ouse at sunset
⚓ River Ouse Wine Service

Don't Run Aground…
Because You Ran
Out Of Wine

Cruising along the Great River Ouse? The Smiling Grape Company delivers wine, fizz, beer and spirits directly to your boat or mooring in and around St Neots.

Life At 3 Knots, Glass In Hand

Whether you're planning a romantic sunset cruise, a weekend with friends, or simply want to enjoy life at 3 knots with a chilled glass in hand, we'll help stock your floating wine cellar.

Not sure what to buy? That's what we're here for. We'll recommend the perfect drinks for your crew, your menu and your budget — leaving you free to concentrate on the important things… like not hitting the lock gates.

Start With A Splash

Fancy starting your boating adventure with a splash? Our relaxed, entertaining wine tastings are a brilliant way to kick off (or round off) a weekend on the river. No wine snobbery, no intimidating jargon — just great wines, plenty of laughs and maybe a few accidental "quality control" top-ups.

⚓ How we help

Space Is Precious, Fridges Are Small

We've worked with private boat owners, holiday cruisers and charter groups — nobody wants to lug crates of wine down a marina. Here's how we can help:

🍷Choosing the right amount of wine (running out is never part of the plan)
🚤Free local delivery straight to your mooring
❄️Chilled wines, beers and champagne ready to enjoy
🧊Ice, chill tubs and glass hire
🥂Sale or return on selected unopened wines
🍾Discounts for larger orders
🍽️Food and wine matching
🍸Cocktail recipes and shopping lists
🍇Relaxed, fun tutored wine tastings on board or ashore

Whether you're celebrating a birthday, a family holiday, a boating weekend, or simply the fact that someone else is steering, we'll make sure the drinks are every bit as memorable as the journey.

Making Waves… One Glass At A Time 🍷🚤

Get In Touch

Tell us about your trip and we'll stock your floating cellar.

Prefer email? Reach us at cheers@thebargainbottleshop.com

FAQs

Good To Know

Where do you deliver?+

We deliver free of charge to boats and moorings in and around St Neots on the Great River Ouse. Just give us your mooring details when you order.

What can you provide for our trip?+

Everything for a great time afloat: chilled wines, beers, champagne and spirits, glass hire, ice, chill tubs, food and wine matching, cocktail recipes and shopping lists — plus discounts on larger orders.

Do you offer tastings on board?+

Yes. We run relaxed, fun tutored wine tastings either on board your boat or ashore — a lovely way to break up a cruise on the Ouse.

Is there sale or return?+

Yes, we offer sale or return on selected unopened wines, so you'll never worry about over-ordering and running short.

How do we place an order?+

Send us an enquiry with your dates, mooring location and crew numbers and we'll sort a tailored delivery straight to your boat.

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The Smiling Grape Company

Making waves… one glass at a time. 🍷🚤

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