Ridiculously CheapLe Garde Manger Vermentino Pays D'Oc 2025 12%
The label looks like someone’s raided Nana’s kitchen cupboards, the screwcap can probably be seen from space and the wine itself is considerably more sensible. Fresh, easy-going and exactly the sort of white you stick in the fridge “for later” before accidentally opening it at 5:17pm.
Why is it a Bargain?
Rescued stock from clumsy couriers so expect damaged labels.
Producer
Les Producteurs Reunis
Country
France
Region
Languedoc-Roussillon
What's Inside
Vermentino
Vintage
2025
Style
white
ABV
12&
Size
75cl
Most Likely To Be Judged By Its Label Then Drunk Anyway
🍷 Serving Suggestion
Cold. Very cold. Preferably while pretending you’ve made an elaborate picnic when you’ve actually opened a packet of crisps.
🍽️ Food Pairing
Fish & chips, chicken, salads, picky bits, cheese, or whatever you can locate before the oven finishes preheating.
If This Drink Were Famous…
Mary Berry
Looks perfectly at home in the kitchen, reassuringly cheerful, and you suspect there’s considerably more booze involved than anyone’s admitting.
🔞 Challenge 25
Our couriers may ask for valid photo ID if the recipient looks under 25. Alcohol cannot be left with anyone under 18, or left in a safe place if age verification is required.
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