French, Fresh & Slightly UnpronounceableQue Droumirey Douman Colombard Sauvignon Blanc 2023 11%
Que Droumirey Douman Colombard Sauvignon Blanc 2023. Well, that's quite a mouthful, and we haven't even opened the bottle yet. This French white combines Colombard and Sauvignon Blanc, two grapes with a reputation for freshness. Colombard often brings citrus and green apple; Sauvignon Blanc is known for zest and aromatic character. These are typical grape characteristics, not verified tasting notes for this bottle. Ideal when the sun makes a rare appearance, the barbecue refuses to light and someone optimistically declares a Mediterranean summer. Forget the pronunciation: chill it, pour it and enjoy a little French flair. Difficult to say, considerably easier to enjoy.
Why is it a Bargain?
Our entirely fictional theory is that the pricing department gave up trying to pronounce the name. Actual discount reason unconfirmed.
Producer
Plaimont
Country
France
Region
Côtes de Gascogne
What's Inside
Colombard & Sauvignon Blanc
Vintage
2023
Style
white
ABV
11%
Size
75cl
Totally Made-Up Awards (for fun)
Gold Medal – Most Likely to Defeat a British Person Attempting French Pronunciation; Winner – Outstanding Achievement in Making a Fish Finger Sandwich Feel Continental; Highly Commended – Best Wine to Serve When Someone Says 'Surprise Me'.
🍷 Serving Suggestion
Serve well chilled at around 8–10°C, ideally somewhere sunny.
🍽️ Food Pairing
Grilled prawns, fish tacos, goat's cheese salad, lemony chicken or salt and vinegar crisps.
If This Drink Were Famous…
Joe Lycett
Bright, cheeky, refreshingly unconventional and mischievous, with no interest in being boring. A playful comparison, not an endorsement.
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