Two Grapes, One Excellent ExcuseStone Dance Chenin Blanc / Viognier 12.5%
Some partnerships are destined for greatness. Lennon and McCartney. Ant and Dec. The bloke who invented chips and whoever first thought of putting cheese on them. Now there's Stone Dance Chenin Blanc / Viognier, bringing two grape varieties together in one bottle. Chenin Blanc is known for freshness and orchard fruit; Viognier often brings fragrant peach and apricot. These are typical grape characteristics, not verified tasting notes for this particular wine. Perfect when friends pop round unexpectedly and you want to look organised despite hiding three days' washing behind the sofa. Stone Dance: two grapes doing the tango, and neither has stepped on the other's toes.
Why is it a Bargain?
Two grape varieties for the price of one? We'd call that impressive negotiating, but our buying team once paid £14 for a sandwich at a motorway service station. Actual discount reason to be confirmed.
Producer
Piekenierskloof
Country
South Africa
Region
Western Cape
What's Inside
Chenin Blanc / Viognier
Vintage
2024
Style
white
ABV
12.5%
Size
75cl
Totally Made-Up Awards (for fun)
Gold Medal – Best Partnership Since Fish Met Chips; Winner – International Award for Making a Wednesday Feel Like a Bank Holiday; Highly Commended – Most Likely to Outshine the Host's Cooking.
🍷 Serving Suggestion
Serve chilled at around 9–11°C, preferably with the sun shining and someone else doing the washing-up.
🍽️ Food Pairing
Thai green curry, roast chicken, grilled prawns or creamy vegetable risotto.
If This Drink Were Famous…
Claudia Winkleman
Bright, lively, unconventional and full of personality. Stylish without taking herself too seriously, with enough charm to rescue an awkward dinner party. A humorous comparison, not an endorsement.
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