UNIDENTIFIED DRINKING OBJECTSwainsona Formosa Semillon 2025 Bec Hardy 12%
We come in peace. And we've brought wine. This wonderfully weird Australian number has a label that looks like somebody gave Salvador Dalí a spaceship and told him to design something for the bottle shop. Chill it, pour a glass and keep watching the skies. If something lands in the garden, offer them one. It's only polite.
Why is it a Bargain?
We'd love to say it fell out of a UFO over South Australia. Unfortunately, the truth is less exciting: we bought it ridiculously cheaply. Still, we're not ruling out aliens.
Producer
Bec Hardy
Country
Australia
Region
South Eastern Australia
What's Inside
Semillon
Vintage
2025
ABV
12%
Size
75cl
Gold Medal – Area 51 Staff Christmas Party 2025
🍷 Serving Suggestion
Chilled. Preferably while staring suspiciously at unusual lights in the sky.
🍽️ Food Pairing
Seafood, salads, chicken, soft cheeses, picnic food and whatever extraterrestrials serve with crackers.
If This Drink Were Famous…
Louis Theroux
Calmly curious, delightfully strange and exactly the person you'd expect to find interviewing an alien in the Australian outback while everyone else panics.
🔞 Challenge 25
Our couriers may ask for valid photo ID if the recipient looks under 25. Alcohol cannot be left with anyone under 18, or left in a safe place if age verification is required.
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