BATTERED BUT BRILLIANTThe Clumsy Courier 12 Bottle Red Wine Case
Twelve cracking reds that have survived the sort of delivery journey normally followed by an insurance claim and some strongly worded emails. Expect scratched, ripped, creased or battered labels but perfectly good wine inside. We inspect the bottles, you get the bargain, and the labels get to retire somewhere quiet.
Why is it a Bargain?
A courier has already done the crushing. We’ve done the pricing. Thankful, only the labels lost the fight but the wines are stunning. A few in the box comes from a large wine internet company that sounds like Tom Waites...
Producer
Various
Country
Various
Region
Various
What's Inside
Various
Vintage
Various
Style
red
ABV
Various
Size
75cl
🍷 Serving Suggestion
Open bottle. Pour wine. Dispose of photographic evidence of label.
🍽️ Food Pairing
Steak, burgers, roast dinners, pasta, cheese and anything eaten while muttering, “£7 a bottle?!”
If This Drink Were Famous…
Keith Richards
The exterior has clearly experienced a few adventures. Somehow, everything important is still working beautifully.
📦 Sold as a case
12 × 75cl · £84.00 per case · £7.00 per unit
🔞 Challenge 25
Our couriers may ask for valid photo ID if the recipient looks under 25. Alcohol cannot be left with anyone under 18, or left in a safe place if age verification is required.
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