COURIER SURVIVORThe Clumsy Courier 12 Bottle Red Wine Case
Twelve delicious red wines with labels that have been through more drama than a Saturday-night kebab shop. Expect scuffs, scrapes, wrinkles, tears and the occasional bottle that looks like it was delivered by a trebuchet. The wine inside? Absolutely fine. The labels? Emotionally unavailable.
Why is it a Bargain?
The courier apparently interpreted “Handle With Care” as a light-hearted suggestion. The bottles survived. Some labels didn’t.
Producer
Various
Country
Various
Region
Various
What's Inside
Various
Vintage
Various
Style
red
ABV
Various
Size
12x75cl
🍷 Serving Suggestion
Chill thoroughly. This works for the wine and helps it forget the journey.
🍽️ Food Pairing
Fried chicken, salads, seafood, picky bits and smugly telling everyone what you paid.
📦 Sold as a case
12 × 1 Litre · £84.00 per case · £7.00 per unit
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🔞 Challenge 25
Our couriers may ask for valid photo ID if the recipient looks under 25. Alcohol cannot be left with anyone under 18, or left in a safe place if age verification is required.
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