SERPENTLY A BARGAINLa Vouivre Emeraude Merlot 2024 Domaine Montariol Degroote 13%
Meet La Vouivre Émeraude, a bottle featuring a crowned mythical serpent guarding an emerald. Most wine labels give you a vineyard. This one gives you a boss battle. Fortunately, obtaining another bottle requires considerably less effort. No sword. No castle siege. No riddles from an elderly wizard. Just add it to your basket.
Why is it a Bargain?
Apparently the mythical serpent guarding the treasure wasn't paying enough attention. We got past it, grabbed the wine and escaped before anyone could put the price back up.
Producer
Domaine Montariol Degroote
Country
France
Region
Languedoc
What's Inside
Merlot
Vintage
2024
Style
red
ABV
13%
Size
75cl
Gold Medal – Best Wine Guarded By A Snake With A Crown
🍷 Serving Suggestion
Around 16–18°C. Ideally from a goblet while sitting somewhere unnecessarily throne-like.
🍽️ Food Pairing
Roast meats, steak, sausages, charcuterie, hearty stews, strong cheese and an entire chicken eaten with your hands at a medieval banquet.
If This Drink Were Famous…
Nicolas Cage
Treasure, castles, ancient legends and a plot that becomes increasingly difficult to explain. This bottle is basically one of his films.
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